Bite your stiches, you get the cone...

Snickers the cat got a cat bite. It got infected. Snickers got stitches. Snickers bit out the stitches. So, Snickers got the cone.

Signs you'd rather not see along the path at the park you sometimes jog in...

Man, I gotta:

A) Steal this sign

B) Take it on a plane during my next trip

C) Take a photo of it on the plane.

Hmmmmm.....maybe I can Photoshop it.....