Joke of the Day :: The Dentist

When my dentist asks me if I've been flossing; I tell him, "yes, five times a day, everyday" - and I stick to that story - no matter what.

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• Mr. Burns
• 10sluvr
• educate

Joke of the Day :: Going to work after the gym

Scene :: It's 8 a.m. on a Tuesday morning. Mark passes his employee access card over the scanner and walks into A building just ahead of this colleague Bill. A blue Addias gym bag is slung over his shoulder, his laptop bag in hand. He is perspiring profusely.

As Mark and Bill walk into the elevator, along with four others, Bill remarks, "Hey, Mark - you're sweating - just come from the gym?"

Mark :: "No - bench warrant."

Bill :: "Bench warrant?"

Mark :: "I've said too much."

They continue the ride in silence.